Well, after a very scary event this week, I have discovered that I do NOT remain calm in emergency situations like I thought I would. On Tuesday night my 8 month old baby had a seizure in my arms, and let me tell you, I freaked the hell out! Now, most professionals (moms) I’ve talked… Continue reading Why it’s OK for Moms to Freak Out

If there is one thing I hate more since becoming a mom, besides laundry of course, it is how often I have to deal with a Mama Judgypants! I mean, who does this bitch think she is? I get it, when you become a mom, parenting is the one thing you have to learn how… Continue reading Hang On There Mama Judgypants!

It’s the first day after Christmas break, and you guessed it!  I am dealing with one of the most formidable beasts known to man, the Post-Christmas Psycho Toddler! The combination of late nights, sleeping in, no naps,  and a fucking ridiculous amount of sugar is now rearing its ugly head in my usually adorable 3 year… Continue reading The Post-Christmas Psycho Toddler

New year, new me!  Until February.  Ok, lets be honest, we’ll say until mid-January.  That’s probably being generous too.  I’ve got my mind set on starting my new health kick on Monday!  I’ll be spending the weekend getting rid of all the junk food and beer in the house.  And by “getting rid of” of… Continue reading 8 Realistic New Years Resolutions All Moms Should Make